living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
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There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
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i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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