ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
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Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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