winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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