If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
And the cops told us we were all naked.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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