I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Randomize
