They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I still have a little drunk in my system
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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