Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
We don't watch enough power rangers
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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