you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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