i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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