It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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