Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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