I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
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Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
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Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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