ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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