i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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