I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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