Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Randomize