How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
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no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
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This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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