these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
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