I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
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She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
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If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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