i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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