evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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