He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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