nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
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dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
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At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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