No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
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If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
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It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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