Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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