Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
It all started with a game of naked twister.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
