I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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