Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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