I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Vodka?
Forever.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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