Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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