The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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