Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
You are a genius and a whore.
Randomize