heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
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Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
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Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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