Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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