it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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