I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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