it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Maybe he injected his testicle?
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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