I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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