Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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