OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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