Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
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So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
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that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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