Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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