Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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