Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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