After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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