Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
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he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
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Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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