And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Randomize
