A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
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