So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
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She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
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We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
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Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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