Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
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sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
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I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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