you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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