The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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