so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
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They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
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If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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