Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
Randomize
