the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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