Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I just gift wrapped bread.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
