My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
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He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
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after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now