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(718): View more from New York

My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.

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(251): View more from Alabama

I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.

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(516): View more from New York

Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes

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(302): View more from Delaware

He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..

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(423): View more from Tennessee

it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated

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(415): View more from California

Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?

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(505): View more from New Mexico

If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now

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